DON’T BE

AFRAID!

No need for alarm, we’re just here to play music.. or are we?! What a thrill it was watching your cool music shows beamed to our tiny planet from this “Me Decade” you revere so. Inspiring! Now some of us were thinking it would be fun to take over the world, so yeah, Maybe be afraid, a little. But really, we just want to take over the music world. Seems a comparable task with our supernatural talents. Ok, we’re getting a bit full of ourselves here, but you’d get all paranoid-android too, alone.. in a new land.. in search of your Holy Grail. Ours is the Midnight Special. Long live Wolfman Jack!

Actually, be afraid.

BE VERY afraid.

We come from light-years away, but we’re not that different.. or are we? We both love 70's Rock 'n Roll, but is that enough?
Of course we want to make friends. Doesn't everybody? But we have some strange habits that don't always make for lasting relationships. We have a kind of dark sense of humor, where we use red laser beams to fry each other's eyes. All in good fun, of course! They regenerate on account of we're Aliens, but we've never used them on humans and are dying to find out. ;)
Our Fake Supreme Leader doesn't show up much, but when he does, look out. He lies through his teeth, whats left of them and he sounds a bit like your beloved human actor, Christopher Walken. Don’t mistake him for our real Supreme Leader, who remains behind the proverbial curtain. You’ll see her…someday.
If it's not time travel, then what is it? We tried our damndest to get back to the 70's, but these are heady times for the machine and our goals and dreams don't always align. AI?!! We were are AI before AI!! Accck!
Now that we’ve successfully made contact, let us tell you what we hope to achieve.
1. Friendship
2. Meet Wolfman jack
3. ROCK N' ROLL SUPERSTARDOM!
(Not necessarily in that order)
Our differences only make this encounter more exhilarating! We hope you love everything about us... but if you don't, remember we have red laser beams to employ. ;)